goSnacker

Der schnellste Weg zum Magen der Person ist hier richtig. Diese App.

The fastest way to a person's heart is through their stomach and the fastest way to their stomach is right here. This app. No you can't eat this app (Please don't try chewing your mobile). But this app can get you the food, that you want... that you need. Yes. We see you are working very hard. We know that you need the right nourishment. Put down all that junk masquerading as food and pick up something that is easy, good and delicious.

How can we be so sure that this is good for you? We actually tested it. Not on animals. No animals were harmed in the making of this app or the food or the vending machine that will give you the food. We tested it on actual people like you guys. We made them eat all this stuff and asked them what they thought about it. All we could hear was a lot of munching and them telling us to get them more stuff. We took that as "Yes, this is great!".

So how do you get the food? Install the app first (No the next step is NOT to eat your mobile!). Select the food that you want. Go to the vending machine. Collect the food. Eat it. Relish it. Continue the loop.

Statutory Warning: Your work might get hindered due to the extreme level of distraction brought about by the good food sitting just a few meters away from you.

Side Effects: Some people might develop wings to fly to the vending machine. It could be the next giant leap in human evolution.